Mabel “Maybe” Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four.
She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime.
Cause of death: a text message.
Okay. So, I didn’t die.
But I may as well have.
One minute, I’m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I’m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time—or the cell phone. Whatever.
We’re talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts.
And I didn’t just send them to some random person I’ll never see again.
No. That would be too easy.
I sent them to Milo Ives.
The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies—and my brother’s lifelong best friend.
And, boy oh boy, has he grown up.
He’s hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom.
Deflower me, please? I said.
Yeah. Send help.
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This book is EVERYTHING!
I genuinely could not put this book down!!! It is hilarious, sassy, steamy(!!!) and all around absolutely adorable!!!
Mabel aka Maybe, wants to be a publicist, however it is proving very difficult to get an interview. Not only is she finding it hard to land her dream job, Maybe is living in her brothers apartment and working in her parents store. Things couldn't get any worse...right? Wrong, Milo, Maybe's childhood crush, walks into her parents florist and doesn't even recognise her! Well one way to get his attention is to send him a message asking him to 'Deflower her'! That might work!!
Thoughout the book I literally laughed out loud, I could not put it down!!! Even at parts I thought cringe-worthy! It worked!
Maybe and Milo's POV was insightful and hilarious! The chemistry between this two, ah 100% couple goals!!
I have just finsihed this and I already want too reread it!